Haikus and Things Askew: Presidential Candidates

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Presidential Candidates

Freedom ring a ling
Millennials sing a ling
Voters dong a ding

poca-sanders

Just a joke a joke
Winning votes uh oh oh no
Might be president

poca-trump

Clinton history
Woman power forever
Pander cringe cringe cringe

poca-clinton

Cruz cruisin chillin
Uh oh Trump’s a real threat
Now Cruz sink, sank, sunk

poca-cruz


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